No.10 Keep it real.
10.别装.逼。
No.9 No one's ever regretted a tattoo.
9.纯爷们儿从来不后悔纹了身。
No.8 With foreign markets volatile, now's a good time to invest in bonds.
8.国外市场变化莫测，现在正是时候投资债券。
No.7 Go see Toy Story 3. Now toys are back in town.
7.去看《玩具总动员3》吧，玩具们又回来了。
No.6 Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artists.
6.一定要从授权经销商那儿买正版音乐，他们才会付钱给艺人。
No.5 Don’t get mixed up with drugs,gangs or oil executives.
5.毒品、黑社会、石油泄露，这些事咱永远别搀和（让人奥巴马情何以堪啊……）
No.4 Remember the magic words:"please","thank you" and"step off ,bitch."
4.请牢记这些万能词汇：“请”，“谢谢”还有“弹开、小贱人”。
No.3 Money doesn’t buy happiness, it buys crazy-ass happiness.
3.钱买不来快乐。它买到的是超越快乐、让你疯癫的快感.
No.2 If i sign something for you, and if i see it on ebay, when you go home, I’m gonna be under your bed.
2.如果我给你签了名，然后我又看到你拿去易趣上卖，那你回家的时候我会在你床底下等你。
No.1 Don’t waste your time watching this show (the late show with david letterman)
1.别浪费青春看这个破节目了（大卫莱特曼深夜秀）。
