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Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."


Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

    Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

    Teacher: Please tell us.

    Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

The Fish Net

    "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

    "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

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