老外再问你以下犯贱的问题……就让他一次囧个够 [复制链接]

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
 
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we became powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
 
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. If we were using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
 
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
 
Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.

老外也犯语法错误，不过回答蛮犀利的。

看不懂啊悲哀

有种似曾相识的感觉...他认识我，我不认识他

决定了，用GOOGLE翻译来解决问题！！！
1Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?(难道中国人吃狗？)
1A:Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys. (Yes.我们狗吃了很多，也吃猫。尤其是你的“感恩”的日子。此外，火鸡是我们最喜欢的宠物。我们认为火鸡人类最好的朋友。在中国只有最没文化教养的人吃火鸡。)
2Q:China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?(中国正在变得强大。贵国政府是否要接管世界？)
2A:Yes, absolutely. As soon as we became powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan. (是的，绝对。当我们变得强大，我们将入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。)
3Q:Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?(为什么不把你的西藏政府给予西藏的达赖？)
3A:Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.(由于达赖想帮助塞米诺尔收回佛罗里达州。)
4Q:Are the products made in China very cheap?(在中国制造的产品很便宜？)
4A:Yes. If we were using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper. (是。如果我们用黑奴，价格会更便宜。)
5Q:You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?(你有14亿人。现在你想用它做什么？)
5A:Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.(寻找新的行星。杀光所有的土着居民，搬进去)
6Q:Why you are the only kid in your family?(为什么你在你的家里是唯一的孩子？)
6A:Because our parents don't fuck around.(因为我们的父母不时常操DAN。。。)

笨的老外多得是呢~~~

不悲哀~~~老外也看不懂咱中国话哈哈~~~

很好的解决方法~

我那天在公交上打电话  我说西安方言   贼贼贼！~~~
一老外问我是啥意思  我没发说  就说是打招呼的意思
我贼  那老外下车冲着我来了句  贼贼贼！~~~我日他妈了 弄的老子没话说，，，，，

晕真的假的……