哭泣时，右眼先流泪即喜悦；左眼先流泪是痛苦。
When a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye , it's happiness.When it's from the left ,it's pain.
如果用唇语说"colorful“，别人会以为你在说“I LOVE YOU"。
If you mouth the word "colorful" to someone , it looks like you are saying "I love you".
希特勒和本拉登都被宣布在国际劳动节当天死亡。
Both Hitler and Osama Bin Laden were Announced Dead on May 1.
其实你一直看得到自己的鼻子，只是你的大脑选择了忽略。
You see your nose at all times, your brain just chooses to ignore it.
就算只输错了一位密码，99%的人还是会清除所有字符。
99%people backspaces their whole password when they just mess up one letter
米高梅电影公司的狮子吼的原型在商标拍摄完隔天就弄死了自己的驯兽师和两名助手。
The lion used in the original MGM movie logo killed its trainer and two assistants the day after the logo was filmed.
在曾经的某个时刻，你是世上最年轻的人。
For a very short period of time , you were the youngest person in the world.
香草的英语词源是拉丁语“vagina”。
"Vanilla" comes from the Latin word "vagina".
连续放屁六年九个月，威力相当于一颗原子弹。
Continuous farting for six years and nine months would create energy equal to that of an atomic bomb.
超大杯可乐+薯条+巨无霸的热量得走七个小时才能消耗掉。
You would have to walk for seven hours straight to burn off a Super Sized Coke, French Fries and Big Mac.
6月28号是国际大写锁定日。
28th June is the international caps lock day.
普通男性一年大约哭6次左右，与此同时，一名普通女性可能已经在什么地方痛哭流涕30到64次了。
The average guy will cry six times a year while the average woman will empty her tear ducts somewhere between 30 and 64 times.
英国人上传Facebook 的照片75%都是他们醉醺醺的样子。
British people are drunk in 75% of their Facebook photos.
今后的100年中Facebook将产生5亿个墓碑账户。
After 100 years from now , Facebook will have 500 million accounts of DEAD people.
Justin Bieber 出生大约一个月后，Kurt Cobain开枪自杀了。（Kurt Cobain就是NIRVANA乐队的主唱）
Kurt Cobain shot himself about one month after Justin Bieber was born.
90%的人挤上牙膏后会用牙刷沾沾水。
90%people wets the toothbrush after applying the paste.
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第一个成功穿越尼亚加拉大瀑布的人后来踩到橘子皮滑跤摔死了。
The first man to survive going over Niafara falls later died by slipping on an orange peel.
在美国有84个人名字叫LOL(啊哈哈）。
There are 84 people in the USA named LOL.（LOL=laugh out loud ）
牛津大学认为，每恋爱一次，损失密友两名。
A study by the oxford university suggests, when you fall in love you lose two close friends.
男人有乳头的原因是胚胎阶段大家都是女人，直到遇见了Y染色体。
Men have nipples because, as an embryo, everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in .
也没人见在造麦当劳或汉堡王什么的那些餐厅就奇迹般的出现了。
You never seen a McDonals or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.
《禁止网络盗版法案》规定，非法上载一首Michael Jackson的歌曲将获刑入狱5年，刑期比误杀MJ的那名医生还多一年。
Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a MJ song. One year more than the doctor who killed him.
一部普通手机上的细菌比马桶圈上的细菌还多。
The average cell phone contains more bacteria than a toilet seat.
