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只看楼主 倒序阅读 使用道具 楼主  发表于: 2011-06-18
某客人来到五星级饭店,问道:“你们这里有两尺长的龙虾吗?”服务员:“先生,请等一下。”
几分钟后……服务员:“对不起……”
客人:“一猜你们这种不上档次的地方就……”
服务员:“对不起,两尺一的行吗?”
客人:“……一猜你们这种不上档次的地方就没有正好两尺的龙虾。这样吧,给我上盘青椒土豆丝。”
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