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[笑话]Weird neighbor's story(怪诞邻居的故事) [复制链接]

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                                                   Weird neighbor's dog— mango
Of all the things that have taken place in my life,during the past many years,perhaps the most funny and far-remembering has been my neighbor—Mr. Zhu. So you know I have a funny neighbor who is deemed a weird people.
He,my neighbor has a circle face and you can find simple and honest look on his face. He always says:"what a fu*king pity!"I think it is his rude pet phrase. But he has a lovely dog which called mango and run around in his house. Mango is a male-dog and has red hair. In my opinion,mango is a good name. Because it is one kind of delicious fruit.
To pay he a visit is to marvel at the fact that there are many kind of animals,such as:dog—mango,snake—corn,araneid—rose,tortoise,fish. It is difficult to the point of impossibility for me to image a picture that sleep with so many animals all night. Do you agree with me that he,Mr. Zhu is a weird people?
Today's story is about his dog—mango. Mango is two years old. Recently,mango's seasonal oestrus is coming. I think it must want to find a wife—a bitch. Today afternoon, my neighbor,Mr. Zhu gave me a ring."hellow,please,is that Lee?"he asked excited."yes,it is me. What's wrong?"I replied curiously ."Oh what a fu*king pity!I find that my friend has a bitch.I decide to make a appointment for mango.But I want you,my pal to go with me.I know you willing to go with me,so that's all."he says rapidly and hangs up on me quickly."what a weird people!" I thought.
Time goes fast. At 6:00 PM I herded he shouting out of the window. He shouted :"Lee,are you ready? Let's go now!Haha,what a fu*king pity!" After a while,we leave for park to find that bitch.I could not help but going.
fifteen minutes later,we reached the park and find the bitch which we want to find for mango. We also find another white male-dog behind his friend. We think mango will play with the female-dog and do something . But to our surprising,mango play with that male-dog. Then mango want to have sex with that male-dog.They fu*k each other."Two male dogs want to have sex.It is so dramatic."I said loudly and laughed at mango.He,Mr. Zhu did an about-face on his face and shouted loudly :"what a Fu*king pity!!"
Later,careful consideration leads me to believe that mango is BL.
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